Online Fun: Riddles
Try these riddles on for size, or see if you can make your friends laugh with the knock-knock jokes at the bottom of the page! To see the answers, return to the Online Fun section and check the answers page!
1. Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges?
2. What do witches put on their hair?
3. What does a monster call his parents?
4. Two girls are walking down the street. They look alike, have the same mother and father, and were born at the same time. But they are not twins. What are they?
5. What would you get if you crossed a nut and a briefcase?
6. What button do you always carry with you?
7. Who was the skeleton in the closet?
8. What is white and lifts weights?
9. Why does a banana use suntan lotion?
10. Why was the clock put in the hospital?
11. What kind of car has whiskers and purrs?
12. What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
13. Why is the elephant ride so much cheaper than the pony ride?
Jokes & Giggles
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over and I fall down!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your food will make your tummy ache.
Info Centre
204.257.8095
Tinkertown amusement park is located at 621 Murdock Rd. between Fermor and Dugald Rd.
